Chapter 17-20

After my date with Sally and Carl Luce, I realized how crappy I am as a friend and a person. My sister Phoebe was right about me ruining everything and that I don't like anything or anybody. But you know what fixes all problems, getting piss drunk. I feel that all my pain goes away no matter how depressed I am. I'm not an alcoholic or anything, but I enjoy getting plastered once in a while, just for the hell of it. If every we hang out and get a drink together, here are some of my favorite drinks.

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1. Scotch and soda
2. Frozen daiquiri
3. Martini (Dry or Dirty w/o olives)
4. Whiskey
5. Gin and Tonic
6. Bourbon